Late night additions:
Ice with wood shavings in it is harder than concrete.
From George 'John Artis' Pipe
In China - when they translated KFCs main catch line - finger licking good - it came out as - eat your fingers off
From Jude Dutton
A giraffe doesn't have vocal chords
from Claire Ward-Jackson
BAFTA winning TV / Film comedy writers, Jon and James are currently writing a new feature film for Entertainment One and Big Talk.
They've just finished filming their original six-part sitcom WASTED for E4 which airs this summer.
Previously they've written on CUCKOO for BBC One and co-wrote THE HARRY HILL MOVIE with Harry Hill. They were lead writers on the first two seasons of THE AMAZING WORLD OF GUMBALL for Cartoon Network for which they won writer's BAFTAs in 2011, 2012 and 2013. They were also on the writing team for PADDINGTON, GRIMSBY and ARMSTRONG AND MILLER.
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