These come courtesy of Melanie Douglass:
If you pour alcohol on a scorpion it goes mad and stings itself to death
The name Mohammed is the most common name in the world
The name Wendy was made up for the book Peter Pan
BAFTA winning TV / Film comedy writers, Jon and James are currently writing a new feature film for Entertainment One and Big Talk.
They've just finished filming their original six-part sitcom WASTED for E4 which airs this summer.
Previously they've written on CUCKOO for BBC One and co-wrote THE HARRY HILL MOVIE with Harry Hill. They were lead writers on the first two seasons of THE AMAZING WORLD OF GUMBALL for Cartoon Network for which they won writer's BAFTAs in 2011, 2012 and 2013. They were also on the writing team for PADDINGTON, GRIMSBY and ARMSTRONG AND MILLER.
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